I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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