My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I am mentally ready for anal.
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