I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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