I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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