a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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