i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Michael Bay diarrhea
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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