:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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