I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize