hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
she was so not down for the gang bang
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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