sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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