i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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