That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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