i think my mom watched the whole time
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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