their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Randomize