she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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