i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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