They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we made out on top of his cat.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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