No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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