I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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