dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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