how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I can't turn off my feet"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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