xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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