I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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