Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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