we have officially lost it.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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