i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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