Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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