some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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