I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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