Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
