Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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