How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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