He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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