i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
