i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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