So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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