I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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