Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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