i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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