Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You've changed since you got that strap on
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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