Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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