at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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