do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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