We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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