drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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