it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Semen is not good for contacts.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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