It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
MIDGETS
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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