I bet he comes in French.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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