You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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