hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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