then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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