you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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