I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
a search helicopter?!
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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