At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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