I wish i was in the wii world.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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