so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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