So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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