He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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