Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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